I have been trying to come up with an appropriately witty subscript to the title of this post; alas my creativity has deserted me. Creativity however, is not exactly in short supply around here. Together with his artist neighbour Jeffrey, Ben has created his own personal and transportable outdoor cinema. And so it came to be that just on dusk a few nights ago, five of us converged on a point in the middle of a group of fields; a most spectacular setting for an evening of cinema and entertainment.
Jeffery owns a

small 1960s van, on the side of which a sheet is stretched taut. He lays out the extension lead between the trailer and Bens idling car. The trailer becomes the platform for the projector and DVD player (as well as carrying the chairs that Ben has also supplied). A converter between the car battery and the extension lead provides the necessary power and allows us to chuckle and commit to memory the quotable lines as the buffoons from Snatch are beamed across the French countryside.
The Tour de France is probably the most amazing roadshow I have ever seen. On a glorious day, we made our way to Le Grand Pressigny and procured positions by the road in this most

picturesque of French villages. Arriving an hour and a half befor the riders were scheduled, we witnessed a nearly never-ending stream of sponsors vehicles distributing all sorts of goodies to enthuse the crowds. It gave me a new appreciation for how much of a logistical and marketing exercise the tour is. We were in one small village 150km into a 220km stage. There would have been dozens of such villages on just this one day. The tour lasts for three weeks! The pending arrival of the riders is heralded by the appearance of helicopters overhead. There was a palpable surge of excitment as three french riders flashed by more than 3 minutes ahead of the main field. The passing of the peleton was a mass of colour, cheers and excitement as 170 riders (and almost as many support vehicles) sped by. Seemingly in an instant, the streets became quiet and the crowds began to disperse and return to their lives. The Tour de France had gone and the travelling roadshow rolled on.
In order to help them with their various building and renovation projects, the Walkers enlisted the services of Adam, a middle aged, unemployed, Polish guy with the skills they required. Nearly 5 years later, Adam and his coworkers are still contributing to projects in the area. Fully aware of the reputation that Adam (and more generally, the Poles) enjoy with regard to their enthusiasm for Vodka, Ben and I accepted an invitation for a night of Polish sausage, gherkins and drinking. Two bottles of vodka and one bottle of scotch later (between 5 of us), Im not sure what possessed me, but I have apparently written myself into Montressor folklore!
My final night in the Loire was spent at the Fete du Lac in Chemille; a real country fair with all the flair and panache that only the French can master. The market during the day gave way to an evening of

food and festivities. Still feeling a little delicate from the previous evening, I refrained from partaking in the wine which flowed so freely. The night culminated in an awesome fireworks display; a show of pride by the local community and witnessed by literally thousands of revvellers crammed onto the banks of the lake.
My time in France has truly been memorable. The fact that I have missed the opportunity to join the Walkers in Italy, or catch up with an old school friend now living in Chamonix at the base of Mt Blanc, only serves to ensure my return. This afternoon Ben and I head for Paris, where Ben will board an overnight train for Italy and I await my morning flight to America. The next, and final, chapter of my awesome adventure awaits.